same chance as any other predictions
so here goes…..
A guy called D.J.Mathematics is gonna come down with a bad case of some kind of new flu during a gig this summer. He’ll be fine as long as he doesn’t resist the ice bath,1 quits playing with the I.V. drips and respects the nurses. Brain damage from the fever will be substantial but won’t make much difference in already impaired judgement. Sorry…. just callin’ it like I see it.
Mayor Bloomberg is going to have some serious regrets about his third term. This might be related to the D.J.Mathematics situation mentioned earlier.
A flamingo in the San Diego Zoo will grow nylon feathers after its next moulting. However, no one will notice.
One of the zip-lines will break on the Cruise Ship Oasis of the Seas. Nobody gets hurt, but the victim’s family gets a very pleasant compensation package from Royal Caribbean in appreciation of everyone’s good sportsmanship and cooperation.
Bill Gates will spontaneously gauge out his eyes while on the Rachael Ray Show.
President Barrack Obama will be whisked away to emergency medical facilities when his nose bleeds an inexplicably full-on gusher at a live press conference when he is asked a question nobody anticipated.
Bruce Springsteen will remain in a Las Vegas hotel’s swimming pool for nearly six hours because of a bad reaction to Viagra.
Amy Winehouse dies.
The largest sinkhole in observable history develops somewhere along the Texas/New Mexico state line.
- even though he’s already totally cool! yeah! [↩]
