Been so eager to get the weirdest part of the story out that I haven’t told you anything about the Sschphlarths. The thing of it is, it’s all weird. This story has no parts to it that aren’t weird. My point is that I’m feeling a bit better now having spilled what little I’ve spilled. [...] [...]
The fence defines everything, takes no sides, gives no sides, has only two sides and doesn’t care which is which. The sides care, however, seeing only the best and worst of which makes each side as something that exists more perfectly realized on the other side. Grass is greener, water clearer, sky bluer, and the [...] [...]
Tiger Woods’ thing of late reminds me of the polygamist who lamented that though he had 17 wives he still needed one more to have enough for a golf course. What is that supposed to mean? It’s horrible, offensive, profound and hilarious on multiple levels enough to form a loop you just can’t shake. More [...] [...]