Been so eager to get the weirdest part of the story out that I haven’t told you anything about the Sschphlarths. The thing of it is, it’s all weird. This story has no parts to it that aren’t weird. My point is that I’m feeling a bit better now having spilled what little I’ve spilled. [...] [...]
When I woke up I could not breathe on my own. It wasn’t for lack of trying. Hoses and wires came and went in and out every conceivable hole in me. Still other holes, the inconceivable ones, oozed and soaked with the rest of me in a not-quite congealed balm, an unnaturally cool suspension in [...] [...]
same chance as any other predictions so here goes….. A guy called D.J.Mathematics is gonna come down with a bad case of some kind of new flu during a gig this summer. He’ll be fine as long as he doesn’t resist the ice bath,1 quits playing with the I.V. drips and respects the nurses. Brain [...] [...]