After all, it’s only a two word phrase that confines infinity to an indefinite place and time. Humor abounds when we insist on taking simple expressions literally. I suppose I will come in out of the rain and have some warm soup after all. This means I will be waiting at the door, holding it [...] [...]
When I woke up I could not breathe on my own. It wasn’t for lack of trying. Hoses and wires came and went in and out every conceivable hole in me. Still other holes, the inconceivable ones, oozed and soaked with the rest of me in a not-quite congealed balm, an unnaturally cool suspension in [...] [...]
As with sooo many ill-conceived spontaneous actions, every neurotransmitter in the dense standing-room-only revelry of brain cells, partying like it was 2009, were in agreement. We are all in agreement that they were all in my head during those moments.1 We are all pretty much in agreement that I was not.2 Too much was going on [...] [...]