• Klaatu called, he wants his shiny metallic object back

      Professor Barnhart, the smartest man in the world, contacted the offices of Sacred Clone Chronicles with news of a communication he received from Klaatu. “Moriblaz kliphm noopro lantupulo psyrintlib maraclin,”said Klaatu, according to Barnhart. “It goes on like this for about eight hundred pages or so,” said Barnhart. “Here, I’ll read it to you: Moncli nadoplictonrinca sphlectisto marapulo victu marinngane….  And then on page 477 the whole tone of the message changes after the word ‘Boyonce.’ Turns out that’s how the pronounce Beyonce in their language.” Translation: You know, you guys haven’t changed a bit since we left. All those people joining together for a moment of unity, right where we…